My Evil Plan

I dont give advice on whether anyone else should become evil, but in case you do decide to become evil, this is just the site to get you started. Youd be amazing how easy it is to formulate a really sinister plan just like this one.

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, horrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

Stage Two

Next, you must desecrate the White House. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must send forth your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare sabotage your music career. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.